"Petite Teeth"

Episode 7 · February 4th, 2019 · 28 mins 54 secs

About this Episode

Try having your molar ripped out of your head, super swolen lips, DSL's, Steve can't do that this week, it started to turn grey, they rub it on your gums, look at how big that root is, Mike has a real bad gag reflex, Mike can't eat anything hard, this whole week is a wash, congratulations—you have pools of blood in your stomach, pry it out with a crow bar, your old red boy, two giant baja's, garbage upon garbage, the good old day, swap seats, Noah's mom stained it, you've got to sling it from the left to the right, it's supposed to be funny, who is more on top of things, Mike becomes a dad, kick them in the shins, already disappointed, preschool fight club, they'd be getting away with this today, Mike—I'm thirsty, Mike will read anything, I would not want to do that on mushrooms

With Noah, Stephen, and Mike.

All music by Jake Simons
Special thanks to Merlin Mann

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