{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Waygo","home_page_url":"https://www.waygo.fm","feed_url":"https://www.waygo.fm/json","description":"Noah, Stephen, and Mike continue their Newaygo adventures.","_fireside":{"subtitle":"Noah, Stephen, and Mike continue their Newaygo adventures.","pubdate":"2019-02-04T12:00:00.000-05:00","explicit":true,"copyright":"2025 by Waygo","owner":"Waygo","image":"https://media24.fireside.fm/file/fireside-images-2024/podcasts/images/7/7ef7cd4b-7829-4ce9-8fe6-e303fe4772dd/cover.jpg?v=2"},"items":[{"id":"1f4df10d-cbae-481e-be76-ef5809f9b7e3","title":"Episode 7: \"Petite Teeth\"","url":"https://www.waygo.fm/7","content_text":"Try having your molar ripped out of your head, super swolen lips, DSL's, Steve can't do that this week, it started to turn grey, they rub it on your gums, look at how big that root is, Mike has a real bad gag reflex, Mike can't eat anything hard, this whole week is a wash, congratulations—you have pools of blood in your stomach, pry it out with a crow bar, your old red boy, two giant baja's, garbage upon garbage, the good old day, swap seats, Noah's mom stained it, you've got to sling it from the left to the right, it's supposed to be funny, who is more on top of things, Mike becomes a dad, kick them in the shins, already disappointed, preschool fight club, they'd be getting away with this today, Mike—I'm thirsty, Mike will read anything, I would not want to do that on mushrooms\n\nWith Noah, Stephen, and Mike.\n\nAll music by Jake Simons\nSpecial thanks to Merlin MannLinks:Photo of Mike's Excised ToothPhoto of Mike's Mouth X-Ray9 insane cereal flavors you can only get at WalmartMost Stuf OreosPreschool \"Fight Club\"Man Mauled to Death by Lions","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eTry having your molar ripped out of your head, super swolen lips, DSL\u0026#39;s, Steve can\u0026#39;t do that this week, it started to turn grey, they rub it on your gums, look at how big that root is, Mike has a real bad gag reflex, Mike can\u0026#39;t eat anything hard, this whole week is a wash, congratulations—you have pools of blood in your stomach, pry it out with a crow bar, your old red boy, two giant baja\u0026#39;s, garbage upon garbage, the good old day, swap seats, Noah\u0026#39;s mom stained it, you\u0026#39;ve got to sling it from the left to the right, it\u0026#39;s supposed to be funny, who is more on top of things, Mike becomes a dad, kick them in the shins, already disappointed, preschool fight club, they\u0026#39;d be getting away with this today, Mike—I\u0026#39;m thirsty, Mike will read anything, I would not want to do that on mushrooms\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWith Noah, Stephen, and Mike.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAll music by Jake Simons\u003cbr\u003e\nSpecial thanks to \u003ca href=\"http://www.merlinmann.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eMerlin Mann\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Photo of Mike\u0026#39;s Excised Tooth\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://uploads.fireside.fm/images/7/7ef7cd4b-7829-4ce9-8fe6-e303fe4772dd/Mz0yr50l.jpeg\"\u003ePhoto of Mike's Excised Tooth\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Photo of Mike\u0026#39;s Mouth X-Ray\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://uploads.fireside.fm/images/7/7ef7cd4b-7829-4ce9-8fe6-e303fe4772dd/UskO9Jdl.jpeg\"\u003ePhoto of Mike's Mouth X-Ray\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"9 insane cereal flavors you can only get at Walmart\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.aol.com/article/lifestyle/2019/01/24/9-insane-cereal-flavors-you-can-only-get-at-walmart/23652012/\"\u003e9 insane cereal flavors you can only get at Walmart\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Most Stuf Oreos\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.scarymommy.com/oreo-the-most-stuf-cookies/\"\u003eMost Stuf Oreos\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Preschool \u0026quot;Fight Club\u0026quot;\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.cbsnews.com/news/missouri-daycare-being-sued-for-hosting-fight-club-between-preschoolers/\"\u003ePreschool \"Fight Club\"\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Man Mauled to Death by Lions\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/asia/man-lion-kill-mauled-india-zoo-safari-enclosure-mohali-a8738511.html?utm_source=reddit.com\"\u003eMan Mauled to Death by Lions\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Mouths Hurting, 52 oz Slurpees, Eighth Grade Graduation, New Underpants, Check Out Our Messages, Insane Flavors, What Mike Can Eat, and Preschool \"Fight Club\"","date_published":"2019-02-04T12:00:00.000-05:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/7ef7cd4b-7829-4ce9-8fe6-e303fe4772dd/1f4df10d-cbae-481e-be76-ef5809f9b7e3.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mpeg","size_in_bytes":28239367,"duration_in_seconds":1734}]},{"id":"d51713e3-a461-4218-90f7-978e10d85651","title":"Episode 6: \"Mikala's Here\"","url":"https://www.waygo.fm/6","content_text":"Noah has three kids, at least an hour, a brown slug, do not eat the raccoon, Andre the Degenerate, space mountain, sweaty dudes, she does not let him, if I had to kill Mike for $20, the filth that is Mike, threw them up into the rafters, the loudest noise you could possibly hear, can't explain your way out, avoiding eye contact, a million different locks, a whole bunch of priests running out the back door, I guess I'm a hero, instant regret, if you're a nice guy you lose, Curt was wondering, beat red, he had an awful skin color, incendiary device, that'll teach ya to knock, and Mike's giraffe.\n\nWith Noah, Stephen, and Mike.\n\nAll music by Jake Simons\nSpecial thanks to Merlin MannLinks:Revengers: Intentional knockoffs of Avengers action figures / Boing BoingHulk Hogan (Sterling Golden) vs. Chick Donovan - YouTubeRic Flair vs. Chick Donovan - YouTubeChick Donovan - Wikipediachick donovan - Google SearchIt's Grum! (3-in-1) | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim - YouTubeGet Off the Shed: New Friends - SNL - YouTubeMike's Drawing of a Giraffe","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eNoah has three kids, at least an hour, a brown slug, do not eat the raccoon, Andre the Degenerate, space mountain, sweaty dudes, she does not let him, if I had to kill Mike for $20, the filth that is Mike, threw them up into the rafters, the loudest noise you could possibly hear, can\u0026#39;t explain your way out, avoiding eye contact, a million different locks, a whole bunch of priests running out the back door, I guess I\u0026#39;m a hero, instant regret, if you\u0026#39;re a nice guy you lose, Curt was wondering, beat red, he had an awful skin color, incendiary device, that\u0026#39;ll teach ya to knock, and Mike\u0026#39;s giraffe.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWith Noah, Stephen, and Mike.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAll music by Jake Simons\u003cbr\u003e\nSpecial thanks to \u003ca href=\"http://www.merlinmann.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eMerlin Mann\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Revengers: Intentional knockoffs of Avengers action figures / Boing Boing\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://boingboing.net/2018/04/30/revengers-intentional-knockof.html\"\u003eRevengers: Intentional knockoffs of Avengers action figures / Boing Boing\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Hulk Hogan (Sterling Golden) vs. Chick Donovan - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozCRgYlydoM\"\u003eHulk Hogan (Sterling Golden) vs. Chick Donovan - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Ric Flair vs. Chick Donovan - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7smPAjBuTOY\"\u003eRic Flair vs. Chick Donovan - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Chick Donovan - Wikipedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick_Donovan\"\u003eChick Donovan - Wikipedia\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"chick donovan - Google Search\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.google.com/search?q=chick+donovan\u0026amp;source=lnms\u0026amp;tbm=isch\u0026amp;sa=X\u0026amp;ved=0ahUKEwjYhce9l4rbAhVk6YMKHVRqDtsQ_AUICigB\u0026amp;biw=1488\u0026amp;bih=961#imgrc=L5LoKEj4lbcb9M:\"\u003echick donovan - Google Search\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"It\u0026#39;s Grum! (3-in-1) | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXo6JEK5WVE\"\u003eIt's Grum! (3-in-1) | Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! | Adult Swim - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Get Off the Shed: New Friends - SNL - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HxwkZGzqS4\"\u003eGet Off the Shed: New Friends - SNL - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Mike\u0026#39;s Drawing of a Giraffe\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://uploads.fireside.fm/images/7/7ef7cd4b-7829-4ce9-8fe6-e303fe4772dd/ovWtjPRr.jpg\"\u003eMike's Drawing of a Giraffe\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Mike's String, The Revengers, Andre the Giant, Donald Trump is not Sexually Attractive, The Dumpster Fire Hero Story, Priests, Accidental Ejaculation, and Giving Thanks to Mike.","date_published":"2018-05-16T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/7ef7cd4b-7829-4ce9-8fe6-e303fe4772dd/d51713e3-a461-4218-90f7-978e10d85651.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":28595603,"duration_in_seconds":1717}]},{"id":"50f45006-8e88-448a-8cb8-332d779053bc","title":"Episode 5: \"The Rainbow Challenge\"","url":"https://www.waygo.fm/5","content_text":"Curt's not really engaging enough, a million and a half zippers, school uniforms, Mike will suck on your sister, if Mike was rich, cheetahs not Cheetos, circus license, Mike needed that for masturbating, bee mortality insurance, this guy seems like a scumbag, imported from Siberia, red pandas, they're in Florida, not such a good idea, provider of animals, Mike's grade school report, estimated time of conception, 12 guys run beside me, the Uber's sons, cool guy zone, not widely distributed yet, hot wet hole, never been more mad, this is all I've got to work with, how many sharpies, no hander lander, nursing home walkers, never going to do that again, George Foreman through the oven, 2 dollar bill, that is awful, Sweet Baby Ray's, burning all of Mike's stuff, and bad thing's about Mike's aunt.\n\nWith Noah, Stephen, and Mike.\n\nAll music by Jake Simons\nSpecial thanks to Merlin MannLinks:Lester Kalmanson Insurance - Covering the Wild from Alligators to Zebrasdomesticated fox - Google SearchSee Kim's security guards run alongside limo - CNN VideoMike's Aunt's Gift","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eCurt\u0026#39;s not really engaging enough, a million and a half zippers, school uniforms, Mike will suck on your sister, if Mike was rich, cheetahs not Cheetos, circus license, Mike needed that for masturbating, bee mortality insurance, this guy seems like a scumbag, imported from Siberia, red pandas, they\u0026#39;re in Florida, not such a good idea, provider of animals, Mike\u0026#39;s grade school report, estimated time of conception, 12 guys run beside me, the Uber\u0026#39;s sons, cool guy zone, not widely distributed yet, hot wet hole, never been more mad, this is all I\u0026#39;ve got to work with, how many sharpies, no hander lander, nursing home walkers, never going to do that again, George Foreman through the oven, 2 dollar bill, that is awful, Sweet Baby Ray\u0026#39;s, burning all of Mike\u0026#39;s stuff, and bad thing\u0026#39;s about Mike\u0026#39;s aunt.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWith Noah, Stephen, and Mike.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAll music by Jake Simons\u003cbr\u003e\nSpecial thanks to \u003ca href=\"http://www.merlinmann.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eMerlin Mann\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Lester Kalmanson Insurance - Covering the Wild from Alligators to Zebras\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.lkalmanson.com/\"\u003eLester Kalmanson Insurance - Covering the Wild from Alligators to Zebras\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"domesticated fox - Google Search\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.google.com/search?q=domesticated+fox\u0026amp;source=lnms\u0026amp;tbm=isch\u0026amp;sa=X\u0026amp;ved=0ahUKEwj26bf8gfnaAhXDxYMKHaCyC4cQ_AUICigB\u0026amp;biw=2393\u0026amp;bih=1310\u0026amp;dpr=2\"\u003edomesticated fox - Google Search\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"See Kim\u0026#39;s security guards run alongside limo - CNN Video\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.cnn.com/videos/world/2018/04/27/kim-jong-un-north-korea-security-guards-surrounding-limo.cnn\"\u003eSee Kim's security guards run alongside limo - CNN Video\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Mike\u0026#39;s Aunt\u0026#39;s Gift\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://uploads.fireside.fm/images/7/7ef7cd4b-7829-4ce9-8fe6-e303fe4772dd/10Paw8F-.jpg\"\u003eMike's Aunt's Gift\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Mike Dressed Like a Goth, Exotic Animals, Kim Jong-un's Bodyguards, Mike's Morning Routine, Noah Steals from a Nursing Home, Mike Posts Photos, and Mike's Aunt's Gift.","date_published":"2018-05-09T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/7ef7cd4b-7829-4ce9-8fe6-e303fe4772dd/50f45006-8e88-448a-8cb8-332d779053bc.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":29994424,"duration_in_seconds":1805}]},{"id":"20b142bd-bd7f-491f-93b4-4f768439374a","title":"Episode 4: \"Everything was Porn\"","url":"https://www.waygo.fm/4","content_text":"Great summers, clapping in unison, Mike has pink eye, work pits, unachievable goals, poison ivy, waking up in RV's, scrot itch, Mike is nervous, how do snails have babies, momentum, Turbo by Disney, wild wad of snails, Never Ending Story, quick sand, losing a horse, Little Mermaid, Mike is sexually attracted to the bat creature, Robert Smith from The Cure, Noah didn't finish, Jessica Rabbit was too sexual, Mike is a furry, the weirdest place you could ever be, Mike's top five fast food joint, Mike avoid's being noticed, Mike get's caught, it does not happen to Noah, Mike was very young, tranny bell fries, Mike needs to figure it out, Noah's first time, everything was porn, computer class, Noah's brother peed his pants, the algebra 2 teacher's mom, Math Blaster or Mavis Beacon, clenching his butt, Noah's just trying to get home, he was a real wierdo, how to pick up chicks, pink jello, and Mike wants two birthdays and two Christmases.\n\nWith Noah, Stephen, and Mike.\n\nAll music by Jake Simons\nSpecial thanks to Merlin MannLinks:Snails fucking on my porch - YouTubeSnail Life Cycle - Snail Facts and Information","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eGreat summers, clapping in unison, Mike has pink eye, work pits, unachievable goals, poison ivy, waking up in RV\u0026#39;s, scrot itch, Mike is nervous, how do snails have babies, momentum, Turbo by Disney, wild wad of snails, Never Ending Story, quick sand, losing a horse, Little Mermaid, Mike is sexually attracted to the bat creature, Robert Smith from The Cure, Noah didn\u0026#39;t finish, Jessica Rabbit was too sexual, Mike is a furry, the weirdest place you could ever be, Mike\u0026#39;s top five fast food joint, Mike avoid\u0026#39;s being noticed, Mike get\u0026#39;s caught, it does not happen to Noah, Mike was very young, tranny bell fries, Mike needs to figure it out, Noah\u0026#39;s first time, everything was porn, computer class, Noah\u0026#39;s brother peed his pants, the algebra 2 teacher\u0026#39;s mom, Math Blaster or Mavis Beacon, clenching his butt, Noah\u0026#39;s just trying to get home, he was a real wierdo, how to pick up chicks, pink jello, and Mike wants two birthdays and two Christmases.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWith Noah, Stephen, and Mike.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAll music by Jake Simons\u003cbr\u003e\nSpecial thanks to \u003ca href=\"http://www.merlinmann.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eMerlin Mann\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Snails fucking on my porch - YouTube\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9cUAmYB6nB4\"\u003eSnails fucking on my porch - YouTube\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Snail Life Cycle - Snail Facts and Information\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.snail-world.com/life-cycle-of-a-snail/\"\u003eSnail Life Cycle - Snail Facts and Information\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Starting the Recording, Work Policies, How Snails Reproduce, Cartoons Mike is Attracted to, Mike Loves Fast Food, Updating Restaurant Names, Mike's Distraction, The End of Innocence, Noah Didn't Like Him, Did Mike Ever Have Jello, and End Credit Scene.","date_published":"2018-04-25T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/7ef7cd4b-7829-4ce9-8fe6-e303fe4772dd/20b142bd-bd7f-491f-93b4-4f768439374a.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":29074765,"duration_in_seconds":1747}]},{"id":"dacc91f0-f1a2-451e-85cd-955412385160","title":"Episode 3: \"Made out of Leather\"","url":"https://www.waygo.fm/3","content_text":"Younger brothers, fooling Mike, sexual t-shirts, second puberty, stealing Wi-Fi, Mike's pissed off at firefighters, coincidences, Mike is distraught, blacklists, association of rental people, permanent records, Craigslist, honest dads, kitchen shears vs scissors, the end of Terminator, nicest can opener, sensory on your hand, drawing maps, flip flopping, sleep paralysis, dreams occurring in the room, closet doors swinging open, Noah tries to wiggle his body, self inducing lucid dreams, disrespecting a 90 year old, elder's home orgy, Mike doesn't understand prostitution, regrettable internet searching, Mike is the alpha male, and Mike's phone call.\n\nWith Noah, Stephen, and Mike.\n\nAll music by Jake Simons\nSpecial thanks to Merlin MannLinks:Video of Mike's House on FireLongtime Grand Rapids firefighter to receive statewide award | MLive.comhot 80 year old - Yahoo Image Search Results","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eYounger brothers, fooling Mike, sexual t-shirts, second puberty, stealing Wi-Fi, Mike\u0026#39;s pissed off at firefighters, coincidences, Mike is distraught, blacklists, association of rental people, permanent records, Craigslist, honest dads, kitchen shears vs scissors, the end of Terminator, nicest can opener, sensory on your hand, drawing maps, flip flopping, sleep paralysis, dreams occurring in the room, closet doors swinging open, Noah tries to wiggle his body, self inducing lucid dreams, disrespecting a 90 year old, elder\u0026#39;s home orgy, Mike doesn\u0026#39;t understand prostitution, regrettable internet searching, Mike is the alpha male, and Mike\u0026#39;s phone call.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWith Noah, Stephen, and Mike.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAll music by Jake Simons\u003cbr\u003e\nSpecial thanks to \u003ca href=\"http://www.merlinmann.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eMerlin Mann\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Video of Mike\u0026#39;s House on Fire\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.dropbox.com/s/cym2f706ivvjdac/Mikes%20House%20on%20Fire.mp4?dl=0\"\u003eVideo of Mike's House on Fire\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Longtime Grand Rapids firefighter to receive statewide award | MLive.com\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http://www.mlive.com/news/grand-rapids/index.ssf/2014/06/longtime_grand_rapids_firefigh.html\"\u003eLongtime Grand Rapids firefighter to receive statewide award | MLive.com\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"hot 80 year old - Yahoo Image Search Results\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://images.search.yahoo.com/search/images;_ylt=A2KLfSyPrNZaCHEA6y5XNyoA;_ylu=X3oDMTE0ZGpta2cxBGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDQjU0MDFfMQRzZWMDcGl2cw--?p=hot+80+year+old\u0026amp;fr2=piv-web\u0026amp;fr=yfp-t#id=2\u0026amp;iurl=http%3A%2F%2Fi.huffpost.com%2Fgen%2F2787958%2Fthumbs%2Fo-SHIRLEY-570.jpg%3F8\u0026amp;action=click\"\u003ehot 80 year old - Yahoo Image Search Results\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Mark Wahlberg, Shopping on the Internet, Mike's Dad's Jorts, When Mike Likes Something, Doughnut Holes, How Old Would You Go, Mike Get's Questioned, and Mike Makes a Call.","date_published":"2018-04-18T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/7ef7cd4b-7829-4ce9-8fe6-e303fe4772dd/dacc91f0-f1a2-451e-85cd-955412385160.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":30809506,"duration_in_seconds":1856}]},{"id":"bd246a8c-bac6-4ba5-91f6-f2eedef5e252","title":"Episode 2: \"Ancient Greek Times\"","url":"https://www.waygo.fm/2","content_text":"Pretending, choking, divorced parents, violent video games, unsanitized objects, hot moms, being irresponsible, non-working toilets, ungrateful children, boyfriends trying, doing taxes, cleaning gutters, gas station food, unobtainable things, meatloaf sandwich, family dinners, being rejected, boy scouts, regrets, learning knots, a place you can't escape from, Mike is handy, giving up, dirty Santas, Alaskan surveyors, writing in code, girls only, Mike feels weird, cereal mascots, desiccant packets, accidental peeping, liberal mothers, teachers having babies, assumed knowledge, homeschooling, and Stretch Armstrong.\n\nWith Noah, Stephen, and Mike.\n\nAll music by Jake Simons\nSpecial thanks to Merlin MannLinks:Amazon.com: Stretch Armstrong Action Figure: Toys \u0026amp; Games","content_html":"\u003cp\u003ePretending, choking, divorced parents, violent video games, unsanitized objects, hot moms, being irresponsible, non-working toilets, ungrateful children, boyfriends trying, doing taxes, cleaning gutters, gas station food, unobtainable things, meatloaf sandwich, family dinners, being rejected, boy scouts, regrets, learning knots, a place you can\u0026#39;t escape from, Mike is handy, giving up, dirty Santas, Alaskan surveyors, writing in code, girls only, Mike feels weird, cereal mascots, desiccant packets, accidental peeping, liberal mothers, teachers having babies, assumed knowledge, homeschooling, and Stretch Armstrong.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWith Noah, Stephen, and Mike.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAll music by Jake Simons\u003cbr\u003e\nSpecial thanks to \u003ca href=\"http://www.merlinmann.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eMerlin Mann\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Amazon.com: Stretch Armstrong Action Figure: Toys \u0026amp; Games\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://www.amazon.com/STRETCH-ARMSTRONG-10000-Stretch-Armstrong/dp/B01EARLEX0\"\u003eAmazon.com: Stretch Armstrong Action Figure: Toys \u0026amp; Games\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Choking, Divorced Parents, Noah's Cane, Dinner at Mike's House, Boyscouts, Noah's Diary, Making Copies, Welcome Back Cards, Getting in Trouble","date_published":"2018-04-11T12:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/7ef7cd4b-7829-4ce9-8fe6-e303fe4772dd/bd246a8c-bac6-4ba5-91f6-f2eedef5e252.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":28035397,"duration_in_seconds":1682}]},{"id":"9ee9191c-9e59-44ce-b413-6e07a7359ffc","title":"Episode 1: \"Just Curious\"","url":"https://www.waygo.fm/1","content_text":"Brushing teeth, diet coke, female masking, top 5 weirdest things you've seen, sounding, super glue, kidney stones, ransomware, Stephen Hawking, vomit comet, Tony Hawk, Lou Gehrig, vocoder voices, angry Germans, first times, fixing the internet, awkward days, Mike hates Curt, reputations, living together,  saving money, blowing up car engines, going deaf, ignoring advice, losing keys, reckless driving, greasy fingers, automatic presses, wisdom tooth, Tennessee dentist, worst injuries, and scars from spiders.\n\nWith Noah, Stephen, and Mike.\n\nAll music by Jake Simons\nSpecial thanks to Merlin MannLinks:Mike's iPhone ScreenshotStephen Hawking - WikipediaPhysicist Stephen Hawking in Zero Gravity NASA - Stephen Hawking - WikipediaLou Gehrig - Wikipedia","content_html":"\u003cp\u003eBrushing teeth, diet coke, female masking, top 5 weirdest things you\u0026#39;ve seen, sounding, super glue, kidney stones, ransomware, Stephen Hawking, vomit comet, Tony Hawk, Lou Gehrig, vocoder voices, angry Germans, first times, fixing the internet, awkward days, Mike hates Curt, reputations, living together,  saving money, blowing up car engines, going deaf, ignoring advice, losing keys, reckless driving, greasy fingers, automatic presses, wisdom tooth, Tennessee dentist, worst injuries, and scars from spiders.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eWith Noah, Stephen, and Mike.\u003c/p\u003e\n\n\u003cp\u003eAll music by Jake Simons\u003cbr\u003e\nSpecial thanks to \u003ca href=\"http://www.merlinmann.com/\" rel=\"nofollow\"\u003eMerlin Mann\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eLinks:\u003c/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Mike\u0026#39;s iPhone Screenshot\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://uploads.fireside.fm/images/7/7ef7cd4b-7829-4ce9-8fe6-e303fe4772dd/3cOWFomO.png\"\u003eMike's iPhone Screenshot\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Stephen Hawking - Wikipedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Hawking\"\u003eStephen Hawking - Wikipedia\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Physicist Stephen Hawking in Zero Gravity NASA - Stephen Hawking - Wikipedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Hawking#/media/File:Physicist_Stephen_Hawking_in_Zero_Gravity_NASA.jpg\"\u003ePhysicist Stephen Hawking in Zero Gravity NASA - Stephen Hawking - Wikipedia\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003cli\u003e\u003ca title=\"Lou Gehrig - Wikipedia\" rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lou_Gehrig#/media/File:GehrigCU.jpg\"\u003eLou Gehrig - Wikipedia\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/li\u003e\u003c/ul\u003e","summary":"Diet Coke, Female Masking, Stephen Hawking, Internet Mike, Living as Roommates, Mike Gets a Promotion, and Worst Injuries","date_published":"2018-04-01T08:00:00.000-04:00","attachments":[{"url":"https://aphid.fireside.fm/d/1437767933/7ef7cd4b-7829-4ce9-8fe6-e303fe4772dd/9ee9191c-9e59-44ce-b413-6e07a7359ffc.mp3","mime_type":"audio/mp3","size_in_bytes":35979299,"duration_in_seconds":2179}]}]}